Man divorces wife cats

Cat Divorce: Israeli Man Divorces Wife Over Her 550 Cats, A man in Israel is divorcing his wife after she reportedly came home with hundreds of pet cats. The man claims the cats have hindered his life by constantly blocking the bathroom and swarming the kitchen. The couple apparently tried to work out their differences, but the wife supposedly won't give up her cats.

A man from southern Israel is divorcing his wife because she adopted 550 pet cats, the Times of Israel reported Wednesday.

According to the paper, the unnamed man complained in his divorce docs that the hundreds of kitties hindered his home life at every turn: they blocked the entrance to the bathroom, swarmed the kitchen, and stalked him at mealtime by stealing his food off the table.

And though the couple reportedly gave reconciliation a shot at the behest of the rabbinical court, the wife ultimately choose the cats over her husband, and the pair decided to go their separate ways.

Let this be a warning to the Russian woman living in a two-room apartment with 130 cats: never marry.